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Worst Ever

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FILMS

    – Idiocracy
    – Harsh Times
    – A History of Violence
    – National Treasure
    – Red Eye
    – Miami Vice
    – Hostel, Part I
    – 5th Element
    – Assault on Precinct 13
    – Four Brothers
    – Natural Born Killers
    – Show Girls
    – Rocky Balboa
    – The Boondock Saints
    – Eagle Eye
    – Next
    – House of Wax
    – Employee of the Month
    – Havoc
    – The Day The Earth Stood Still
    – After Earth
    – Cyrus

PEOPLE

    that.. Don’t use their turn signals when changing lanes or entering a driveway
    that.. Send in warranty cards.
    that.. Let their kids go ape shit in public
    that.. Don’t look behind them when backing out of a parking spaces
    that.. Are obnoxious drunks
    that.. Let their dogs poop on the sidewalk
    – Ryan Seacrest
    – Nicholas Cage
    – Paris Hilton
    – Jessica Simpson
    – Dane Cook
    – Tyra Banks

RESTARAUNTS

    – Ketchup, Hollywood CA
    – Denny’s
    – McDonald’s
    – Chili’s
    – Dave & Busters
    – Rubio’s Mexican Grill
    – BJ’s Brewery, Monrovia CA

MUSIC

    – 3OH!3: Don’t Trust Me
    – Owl City: Fireflies
    – Beyonce: Single Ladies
    – King Missile: Detachable Penis Song
    – Katie Perry: I Kissed a Girl
    – New Boyz: You’re a Jerk
    – David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff: Jump In My Car

Written by Matt Awesome

October 2, 2008 at 10:31 am

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