Up & Gran Torino Remix

Matt Awesome — Tue, 18 May 2010 22:02:12 +0000

Marriage Proposal

Matt Awesome — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:32:29 +0000

Marriage is a sacred, life long commitment. It takes two mature adults to willingly accept and overlook one another’s imperfections. This man has come up with a unique way to handle his marriage proposal, along a major road in Bigola Australia.

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I’m sorry did I say proposal? I mean to handle his break up. You’re a sucker Jennifer!

Nothing to say but hilarious

Matt Awesome — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 19:29:54 +0000

Classic.

McGruff Survives a Beat-Down

Matt Awesome — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 23:54:30 +0000

Looking on Fark this afternoon and I could not stop laughing when I read one of their headlines for a Washington News article today.

“DC bus driver gets off his bus, gives McGruff the Crime Dog a beatdown in front of a bunch of kids, then gets back on his bus and drives away”

Freakin’-A-Hilarious!

“First the Chick-fil-A cow received a beat-down in Fredericksburg, Va. Now, someone takes a shot at everyone’s favorite crime-fighting pooch.

Word of advice for new-look Screech: Hire A-Rod’s cousin ASAP.

McGruff the Crime Dog was the latest victim of the mascot mayhem.

Police said their four-legged hero absorbed a blow to the head over the weekend from a Metro bus driver in front of a group of children but didn’t lose his cool, according to the Washington Examiner.

McGruff, who was actually District officer Tyrone Hardy in costume, was handing out flyers to kids in northwest Washington Saturday when bus driver Shawn Brim, 38, stopped, got out and adjusted his mirrors and then cold-cocked McGruff in the head with a closed fist, according to a police report.

A woozy McGruff staggered. Kids screamed. The alleged attacker hopped back on his bus and drove off.

Other police officers who were there with McGruff and watched the alleged assault quickly tracked down the bus and the driver.

Brim, 38, later told a supervisor that he was trying “to be funny,” Metro spokeswoman Candace Smith told The Examiner on Monday.

“But nobody here finds it funny, believe me,” Smith said. “That kind of behavior is not tolerated.”

Brim was charged with simple assault.

The Examiner said Hardy had a swollen cheek but was more concerned that the alleged attack disturbed the kids who saw it.

No word on whether the Racing Presidents’ security team has been placed on heightened alert.”

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Up & Gran Torino Remix

Marriage Proposal

Nothing to say but hilarious

McGruff Survives a Beat-Down