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I walked in to the office this morning with a message leading me to this gem. In my opinion harrassing craigslist posters is a bit of an unusual hobby to take up or maybe they’ve just got too much time on their hands at work. Either way it’s definitely full of some spectacular email exchanges. An example below.

Original ad:
I am trying to get 2 tickets to the Nationals vs. Red Sox on Thursday, June 25th. I’m willing to pay up to $40.
From Mike Partlow to **********@**********.org

Hello, I do not have tickets to the Nationals, but I do have a video tape of my 7-year-old’s little league team game last week. He plays for the Arby’s Allstars, and they beat the Smith Hardware Little Leaguers. I am sure it will be way more entertaining than watching the Nationals get their ass whooped for the 49th time this season.

From austin ******* to Me

Fuck yourself, asshole.

From Mike Partlow to austin *******

Austin, my 7-year-old son was on the computer and he read your very offensive e-mail. Now he is going around telling everyone to “fuck themselves.” Me and my wife tried to raise him to be a kid who doesn’t curse, but thanks to your profanity, he thinks it is okay. I demand an apology from you.

From austin ******* to Me

You want my apology? Go fuck yourself.

From Mike Partlow to austin *******

I did have the tickets; I was just messing around with you. They were good seats – 10 rows back from third base. I was going to sell them both for $30. I would rather burn them, however, if you don’t apologize. If you do apologize, the tickets will be yours.

From Mike Partlow to austin *******

I’m waiting…

From austin ******* to Me

I’m sorry about your kid.

From Mike Partlow to austin *******

Hah, what a sucker. I made you look like little bitch in front of my 7-year-old son. I don’t actually have any tickets. Thanks for helping me teach my son a lesson about how not to keep your dignity.

Mike

Zombie movies are great and this one looks freakin’-A-hilarious.