me, matt cole - you, not matt cole

IAFPOTN

Matt Awesome — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 18:59:21 +0000

I’ve slacked on this and everything else here but this is pretty classic.

btw..

Matt Awesome — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 20:53:14 +0000

Lifehacker Windows Pack 2010

Matt Awesome — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 20:38:36 +0000

Browsing the interweb I came across this incredibly useful setup. I finally installed my Windows 7 disc after being tired of the RC shutting down every 2 hours and the biggest reason I lagged on doing it is because I HATE having to reinstall all the applications that I once had. This makes it flippin’ easy.

http://ninite.com/lifehacker

With just a few clicks you can install any of the apps below without having to click through each installation wizard.

Notepad++
Texter
Belvedere
SumatraPDF
Pidgin
Thunderbird
Skype
Flash
Flash (IE)
Chrome
uTorrent
Dropbox
Mozy
ImgBurn
CCleaner
Revo
7-Zip
VLC
Picasa
iTunes
Paint.NET
Firefox
OpenOffice
Office (2007 Trial)
Office Viewers
.NET Framework
Silverlight
Java
Recuva
TeraCopy
Everything
K-Lite Codecs
foobar2000
Songbird
Winamp
Adobe Reader

Up & Gran Torino Remix

Matt Awesome — Tue, 18 May 2010 22:02:12 +0000

June 11th is the day

Matt Awesome — Thu, 13 May 2010 23:43:44 +0000

Since October I’ve done nothing but get lazy and floppy. I’ve decided the first step to get back in to a more active lifestyle is to drop fast food. The worst part will be the lack of french fries. Weight loss isn’t a goal, I haven’t gained weight since I’ve stopped doing things; I just wobble a lot more when I move.

My brain tells me I should feel more energetic, alert, sleep better and better luck with my digestion. Since I’m sure no one on Facebook wants to read updates about how bad I want a curly fry so I’ll share it here, where the few that care to visit this black hole can stayed newsed.

I will be cutting out fried foods and as much fast food as possible – I say that because Subway is fast food but if I can’t eat sandwiches I don’t know what the hell I can eat. There will be no soda but you will have to pry my sugar free energy drinks from my cold dead hands. 30 days should be long enough for me to not crave rehydrated processed chicken nuggets.

June 11th I will get a double double with grilled onions, no tomatoes, an order of fries and a chocolate shake from In & Out. At that point I should be able to control my burger fixes.

Matt Awesome — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 22:07:31 +0000

“I’m not saying we should kill all the stupid people in the world, I’m just saying we should remove the warning labels from everything and let the problem take care of itself.”

How Grenades Work

Matt Awesome — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:38:51 +0000

I’m on..

Matt Awesome — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:01:55 +0000

..yes I’m a little slow.

Idle

Matt Awesome — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:56:41 +0000

I have an extreme obsession, that I’m not ashamed of, with Modern Warfare 2. This is why my blog has been neglected. In short.

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Black Friday
Happy Chanukah
Merry Christmas
Happy New Year
Happy Martin Luther King Day

If you have MW2, I can be found on Xbox Live, my gamertag is NE2D.

Drag Me to Hell

Matt Awesome — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:05:42 +0000

Alright I’m torn, I actually started this out with, “There is no fancy pun for this piece of shit title.” I thought about it for a second and realized that the director is the same director who did the Evil Dead series which were more comedy than actual horror movies so that might get this movie off the hook BUT it got WAY too much hype for being a scary movie. Let’s split this in to two opinions depending what the movie was truely meant to be.

As a horror movie:
This was the WORST horror movie I have ever seen, the acting is absolutely terrible. Alison Lohman – you’re as bad as Jessica Simpson at acting, please save us all the trouble of avoiding you in future film and do not appear in anymore movies. Please. Thank you. I’m going to just leave this at it’s the worst horror movie I’ve ever seen because if I point out each part and it’s flaw it will ruin the movie completely.

As a comedy horror movie:
Not that bad, the exaggerated scenes and completely unnecessary drama this is a freakin’-a-hilarious movie. I have watched movies that are somewhat teetering on the edge of comedy and horror but this most definitely tops it completely. Ever seen an 80 year old gypsy gum a young blondes chin? No? Well you’re definitely missing out. Check this bad boy out. Alison Lohman, you still can’t act.

As I wrote each little blurb my mind completely changed going between each scene and how it would be categorized and the only thing that could save this movie is if it were meant to be a joke. One last thing, Justin Long, you weren’t good in Waiting what the hell makes you think you would possibly be half way decent in a semi-serious role? Go back to being a gay pornstar (Zach & Miri)