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Written by Matt Awesome

June 4, 2010 at 8:53 pm

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Up & Gran Torino Remix

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Written by Matt Awesome

May 18, 2010 at 10:02 pm

PeopleOfWalmart.com

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Written by Matt Awesome

September 4, 2009 at 6:17 pm

Canabalt

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canabalt

Awesome side scrolling game. 1 button, 1 task. X and don’t get dead. Link

Written by Matt Awesome

September 2, 2009 at 8:23 pm

Posted in Games, Web

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DontEvenReply.com

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DontEvenReply.com

I walked in to the office this morning with a message leading me to this gem. In my opinion harrassing craigslist posters is a bit of an unusual hobby to take up or maybe they’ve just got too much time on their hands at work. Either way it’s definitely full of some spectacular email exchanges. An example below.

Original ad:
I am trying to get 2 tickets to the Nationals vs. Red Sox on Thursday, June 25th. I’m willing to pay up to $40.
From Mike Partlow to **********@**********.org

Hello, I do not have tickets to the Nationals, but I do have a video tape of my 7-year-old’s little league team game last week. He plays for the Arby’s Allstars, and they beat the Smith Hardware Little Leaguers. I am sure it will be way more entertaining than watching the Nationals get their ass whooped for the 49th time this season.

From austin ******* to Me

Fuck yourself, asshole.

From Mike Partlow to austin *******

Austin, my 7-year-old son was on the computer and he read your very offensive e-mail. Now he is going around telling everyone to “fuck themselves.” Me and my wife tried to raise him to be a kid who doesn’t curse, but thanks to your profanity, he thinks it is okay. I demand an apology from you.

From austin ******* to Me

You want my apology? Go fuck yourself.

From Mike Partlow to austin *******

I did have the tickets; I was just messing around with you. They were good seats – 10 rows back from third base. I was going to sell them both for $30. I would rather burn them, however, if you don’t apologize. If you do apologize, the tickets will be yours.

From Mike Partlow to austin *******

I’m waiting…

From austin ******* to Me

I’m sorry about your kid.

From Mike Partlow to austin *******

Hah, what a sucker. I made you look like little bitch in front of my 7-year-old son. I don’t actually have any tickets. Thanks for helping me teach my son a lesson about how not to keep your dignity.

Mike

Written by Matt Awesome

July 1, 2009 at 8:08 pm

ahoy matey

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treasuremap

Looking through Craigslist for a good deal is always a good time but definitely time consuming. Let Yard Sale Treasure Map do all the work for you, and map your route too. YSTM pulls listings from Craigslists and maps the route, click each destination for a description to get an idea of what you’re in for. Pick days and distances and print your maps! Of course start in the rich neighborhoods first! Happy hunting.

YardSaleTreasureMap.com

Written by Matt Awesome

June 30, 2009 at 10:41 pm

Posted in Stuff, Web

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Site Plug: Inhabitat.com

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http://www.inhabitat.com/

Totally awesome design website from work from many many people from around the world.

Written by Matt Awesome

May 14, 2009 at 11:55 pm

Posted in Web

tweet tweet – stfu

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I’m torn between liking technology and hating it with a passion – there doesn’t seem to be any middle ground for me. I’ve always been so curious what makes so many people so interested in what other people do and how they do it. Frankly, I don’t care about the Octomom and how she’s made so many ridiculously terrible decisions and there was a doctor that helped with this. I don’t care about Britney Spears’ beaver getting caught on camera – if she wants to go commando let it be damn it! This crazy of twitter is only encouraging this nonsense, I don’t have the slightest idea how to twitter or even where to begin but I do know for a fact that I would NEVER start. If there was someone in this world that is so interested in my life that they would need up to the minute news on what I’m doing I would have to punch them in the face. I’m definitely a technogeek I have zero need to be so in touch with the rest of the world. I just want to live my life in peace without people peering in to my oh-so-boring day-to-day life. Look all I’m saying is lay off the fucking twitter you damn tweet twats.

Written by Matt Awesome

March 24, 2009 at 10:44 pm

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