me, matt cole – you, not matt cole

Since October I’ve done nothing but get lazy and floppy. I’ve decided the first step to get back in to a more active lifestyle is to drop fast food. The worst part will be the lack of french fries. Weight loss isn’t a goal, I haven’t gained weight since I’ve stopped doing things; I just wobble a lot more when I move.

My brain tells me I should feel more energetic, alert, sleep better and better luck with my digestion. Since I’m sure no one on Facebook wants to read updates about how bad I want a curly fry so I’ll share it here, where the few that care to visit this black hole can stayed newsed.

I will be cutting out fried foods and as much fast food as possible – I say that because Subway is fast food but if I can’t eat sandwiches I don’t know what the hell I can eat. There will be no soda but you will have to pry my sugar free energy drinks from my cold dead hands. 30 days should be long enough for me to not crave rehydrated processed chicken nuggets.

June 11th I will get a double double with grilled onions, no tomatoes, an order of fries and a chocolate shake from In & Out. At that point I should be able to control my burger fixes.