Archive for November 7th, 2009
Drag Me to Hell
Alright I’m torn, I actually started this out with, “There is no fancy pun for this piece of shit title.” I thought about it for a second and realized that the director is the same director who did the Evil Dead series which were more comedy than actual horror movies so that might get this movie off the hook BUT it got WAY too much hype for being a scary movie. Let’s split this in to two opinions depending what the movie was truely meant to be.
As a horror movie:
This was the WORST horror movie I have ever seen, the acting is absolutely terrible. Alison Lohman – you’re as bad as Jessica Simpson at acting, please save us all the trouble of avoiding you in future film and do not appear in anymore movies. Please. Thank you. I’m going to just leave this at it’s the worst horror movie I’ve ever seen because if I point out each part and it’s flaw it will ruin the movie completely.
As a comedy horror movie:
Not that bad, the exaggerated scenes and completely unnecessary drama this is a freakin’-a-hilarious movie. I have watched movies that are somewhat teetering on the edge of comedy and horror but this most definitely tops it completely. Ever seen an 80 year old gypsy gum a young blondes chin? No? Well you’re definitely missing out. Check this bad boy out. Alison Lohman, you still can’t act.
As I wrote each little blurb my mind completely changed going between each scene and how it would be categorized and the only thing that could save this movie is if it were meant to be a joke. One last thing, Justin Long, you weren’t good in Waiting what the hell makes you think you would possibly be half way decent in a semi-serious role? Go back to being a gay pornstar (Zach & Miri)
