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Archive for March 24th, 2009

tweet tweet – stfu

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I’m torn between liking technology and hating it with a passion – there doesn’t seem to be any middle ground for me. I’ve always been so curious what makes so many people so interested in what other people do and how they do it. Frankly, I don’t care about the Octomom and how she’s made so many ridiculously terrible decisions and there was a doctor that helped with this. I don’t care about Britney Spears’ beaver getting caught on camera – if she wants to go commando let it be damn it! This crazy of twitter is only encouraging this nonsense, I don’t have the slightest idea how to twitter or even where to begin but I do know for a fact that I would NEVER start. If there was someone in this world that is so interested in my life that they would need up to the minute news on what I’m doing I would have to punch them in the face. I’m definitely a technogeek I have zero need to be so in touch with the rest of the world. I just want to live my life in peace without people peering in to my oh-so-boring day-to-day life. Look all I’m saying is lay off the fucking twitter you damn tweet twats.

Written by Matt Awesome

March 24, 2009 at 10:44 pm

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